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Things I love
Once again this is just an oppinion, of course this is the best opinion.
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Farts
...what can I say? Farts are hilarious, no matter how you look at it, a perfect squeaker can get anyone to laugh. Farts are by far the funniest thing a person can do.
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Tribes 2
Tribes 2 deserves its own page, but I'm to lazy and it's a possible waste of space. Tribes 2 is a next-generatoin first-person shooter. It costs 10$, so it's relatively cheap, and with free online play, there's nothing better out there. You can join a tribe(really...didn't expect that)and you can play against other tribes or just play together in public servers. There is so much to do in Tribes 2, I could go on forever, but just try the game, 10$ isnt't bad. If you don't like Tribes 2 and you'd like a refund, then you can go whine to someone else. |
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Kitty Kitty Meow Meows
If you can't tell that I love cats, you should have your eyes checked, if you still can't tell, then you should have your eye doctor pull your eyes out for you, because they're obviously useless. I love cats, I'm a guy and I'll admit to it. Cats can make the saddest person happy. My cats are actually secret agents, they leave at night to assasinate presidents, prime ministers, and annoying political figures. Cats also deserve their own page, it's impossible to write everything that's so great about cats.
P.S. If you think dogs are better than cats then GET...OUT...NOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Simpsons
The Simpsons is the best cartoon out there. There's no way around it, the Simpsons are just so damned funny. I've been watching it for 4 years now. Matt Groening is great, he has the Simpsons, Futurama, and Family Guy. Doh!!!!!!
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Lord of the Rings
With two movies down and one to go, Lord of the Rings is one of the biggest movies ever. Peter Jackson says Return of the King is the best movie of the trilogy. The Lord of the Rings has one of the best acting crews,
Viggo Mortenson(Supreme Pimp)-Aragorn
Elijah Woods(Hobbit MacDaddy)-Frodo
Sean Astin(Rudy, Mikey from the Goonies)-Sam
Ian McKellen(Magneto from X-Men)-Gandalf
Gandalf for PRESIDENT!
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Dilbert
Dilbert, Dogbert, Catbert, Ratbert, all the gang. If you're into Peanuts, then Dilbert isn't for you. Dilbert is a pretty complex cartoon strip. There are so many odd characters, crooked bosses, and meniacale cats. The nazis at dilbert.com won't let me post any strips, so I'm probably gonna hunt them down and put a virus into their main computer. The virus will then put funny Hitler mustaches on all of the characters.
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The Joke Corner
I have dee joke of da week.
Q: What kind of person sticks their head out of a bus going 40?
A: Some stupid Mexican Kid from Texas who goes to Perry.
This isn't a joke, this really happened, the kid friggin' died. |
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